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saare pange v tere paye hoye ne.
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]]> http://www.sexysms.in/2067/feed/ 0 http://www.sexysms.in/2063/ http://www.sexysms.in/2063/#comments Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:57:12 +0000 Ankit Ranjan http://www.sexysms.in/?p=2063 Na jane kyon nigaho ki paresani nahi jati,
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Dekhta hu bade karib se duniya ko dosto,
Magar ye duniya hai ki pahchani nahi janti.

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]]> http://www.sexysms.in/2063/feed/ 0 http://www.sexysms.in/2061/ http://www.sexysms.in/2061/#comments Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:30:37 +0000 sexy sms http://www.sexysms.in/?p=2061 At a funeral of cardiologist,his coffin was heart shaped.A doctor startd laughin,people askd,why?
He said,’i'm jst thinkin abt my funeral,i’m a Gynaecologist !!

]]> http://www.sexysms.in/2061/feed/ 0 http://www.sexysms.in/2055/ http://www.sexysms.in/2055/#comments Sat, 18 Feb 2012 23:31:24 +0000 sexy sms http://www.sexysms.in/?p=2055 Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
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Always KISS a school teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!

]]> http://www.sexysms.in/2055/feed/ 0 http://www.sexysms.in/2056/ http://www.sexysms.in/2056/#comments Fri, 17 Feb 2012 23:31:28 +0000 sexy sms http://www.sexysms.in/?p=2056 Hold it gently
Put two fingers, if they don’t fit
Force them in, if the Hole is big enough
put three move up & down
slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U fill it?
That’s How You Wash A Glass…

Clean up your dirty mind…

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Lady: then why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.

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When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich.

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He Replied: “Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To The Sewerage Area“

 

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