Sexy sms

A guy and a gal meet at a bar.

Priya — Sun, 20 May 2012 23:30:57 +0000

A guy and a gal meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and says, ‘You must be a dentist.’
The guy, surprised, says ‘Yes….how did you figure that out?’
‘Easy,’ she replied, ‘you keep washing your hands.’
One thing led to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, ‘You must be a really good dentist.’
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, ‘Well yes, I’m a good dentist. How did you figure that out?’
‘Didn’t feel a thing!’

Doctor gets a visit from a patient

Priya — Sat, 19 May 2012 23:30:02 +0000

A doctor gets a visit from a patient who is not able to get an *****ion.
Doctor: Are you married?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Do you masturbate?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Do you visit prostitutes?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Do you have girlfriends?
Patient: No.
Doctor: To phir khada karke kya calender taangega?

Newly married man

Priya — Fri, 18 May 2012 23:30:32 +0000

A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique. ’2 inches more & I will be a king.’
Suddenly the wife comes in and says,’2 inches less and you will be a queen!’

Burnt toast and pregnant a girlfriend

Priya — Fri, 18 May 2012 08:40:20 +0000

QUESTION: What is the similarity between burnt toast and pregnant a girlfriend?
ANSWER: In both cases the guy thinks,’Do second pehle nikal liya hota to kitna acha hota’

Bhikari train me Apna

Priya — Wed, 16 May 2012 23:30:09 +0000

Bhikari train me Apna
X-RAY Le k Bheekh mang Raha tha, tabhi 1 Doctor Bola- “Bhosdi ke
.
Gand ka X-RAY Dikhake Bolta Hai Dekho dil me Ched Hai” ? xD

Shab-E-Tanhai

Priya — Tue, 15 May 2012 23:30:16 +0000

Shab-E-Tanhai Mein Dekha Jalwa Lund Ka..
Nashili Choot Thi Aur Mooh Laal Tha Lund Ka..
Hazaaron Randiya Chud Gayi Udhaar Mein Gaalib..
Karz Mein Dooba Hain Baal-Baal Lund Ka..!

Advice from father to son

Priya — Tue, 15 May 2012 14:47:51 +0000

“Advice from father to son”
Son: Why is sex so enjoyable?
Father: It is just like the sensation when u are digging your nose with ur finger!!
Son: Why do women enjoy more sex than
men
Father: It’s because when you dig your nose,your nose feels more comfort then your finger.
Son: Woah!! Father You Are Great!!! =))

chodan chodan

Priya — Mon, 07 May 2012 23:39:05 +0000

chodan chodan sab kare chod saka na koi jab chodan ki bari aayee to land khara na hoy…………..

Love is a gamble

Priya — Sun, 06 May 2012 23:30:56 +0000

Love is a gamble
Sex is a game
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name

Catch her by her waist

Priya — Sat, 05 May 2012 23:30:35 +0000

Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a
nice drink….PEPSI