sexy sms

Boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiye kiss karoo ga ….
Girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta….
Boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki ….
Girl says ok….boy kissed girl titely….
Girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai …..
Boy say ye loo 20 rupay

Apni grlfrnd k samne dusri larkion ko kaisy dekhen ?
Boy: tum ne Us Larki Ko Dekha,,, Wo Kapre UsKo Bilkul Suit Nhi Krty
Girl: saaly Harami… Tu to cahta hai k larkian kapry hi na pehnen…..
Moral: Larki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pi li Thi…