Aunty ne sex ka baad ladkay se poocha
Oye tu nay Condom Q nahi Lagaya?
Young Boy: O Aunty,
Pack pe likha tah,
Do not use if the Seal is already broken…………!

Punjabi Teacher: BITTU tere kol 6 Lollipop hai, 2 Sham nu dite, 3Prince nu dite, 1 Sonu nu dite, tetere kol ki bachya? BITTU:”Loda bachya! o tusi choos lo”

Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai.
Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.
Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!?

Master : Aaj sab bacche ek – ek doha bolenge. Billu, pehle tum bolo.

Billu : Chidiya baithi pedh pe, Usne kiya moot
Sab bolo jor se Raju ki maa ki choot.. !!

… Master : Shabaash Billu. Tumne toh Raju ki Maa chod di.. Ab Raju tum bolo.
Raju : Kabutar betha pedh pe, Usne kiya moot.
Billu ki maa ka bhosda, Master ki maa ki choot

maths teacher to man: “tumharay paas 6 lollipoops hein. 2 sonu ne choose leen, 3 mohan ne or 1 raju ne. bataao tumharay paas kya bacha?”
man: “lora bacha, wo b ap choos lo”

Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ki makhluq jagti hein:
1. BHUT – insanon ko daranay k lye
2. MACHAR – insanon ko satanay k lye
3. HUSBAND & WIFE – insanon ko barhanay k lye

Father: “tum meri beti se kabse pyar karte ho?”
Boy: “4 mahinay se”
Father: “mein kesay yaqeen karlun?”
Boy: “5 mahinay sabar karjayen”

bacha nurse se: “mein ap k sath so jaun?”
nurse: “sojao”
bacha: “ap k kaan mein ungli daal loon?”
nurse: “ahhhhh. yeh kaan naheen he”
bacha: “yeh ungli b naheen he”

Which is the smallest resignation letter ever written?
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Respected sir,
MA CHUDA, MEIN CHALA

Submitted by Kamal Bashir