A short thing
Its get longer as you hold it
& Pass between woman’s breast
& Enters into a small hole
What is it?

Ans. Cars seat belt.
You dirty mind.

Girl 2 Mom: Mom I have started loving a Boy!
Mom angry: What?? How old is he? What does he do?
Girl: He is 3 months old. Happily kicking in my stomach.

What Are 2 Most Impossible Work Of World??
1- To Put A Pregnant Lady In A Nano Car.
2- To Make Any lady Pregnant In A Nano Car.

Two men went 2 a callgirl
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

On their wedding night,
Boy : Honey, are you sure this is your first night?
Girl : Yes darling…it….it was my first time… at night..
Boy : …………

A fight between Mother in Law & Daughter In Law,
Mother in Law said “I carried him for 9 month in my womb”
Daughter in law replied “Only 9 month when he is 5 pounds but I carry him every night and he is now 75 kg. So who is greater ?

Engineer’s wife delivered a baby,
.
.
Wife send sms :
‘Your circuit design came out.’
.
Husband smiled and replied:
‘With antenna or without antenna.??

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does , his elbow goes into her breast,

They were both quite startled. The man turns to her and says,’Ma’am , If yourheart is as soft as your bre*st, I know you’ll forgive me’ She replies,’If ur Pen*s is as hard as ur Elbow , Im in room 221′

Women r like iphones: U have to touch them all over before they respond.
Men are like blackberrys: Rub one ball and everything moves:D

Ques : What is confidence?
Answer : I tell u, Once ten boys decided to propose a girl.
9 boys came with rose &
1 boy came wd condom! That is confidence..