Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman’s body?
Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?

Q: What’s a birth control pill?
A: It’s the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.

Wife Fun!!!

Q: What is the difference between a wife and a job.
A: After 5 years, the job still sucks.

32 or 36 inch
A young salesman was selling a TV to a middle aged man and his wife.After showing them all the different brands and explaining all the different qualities he said, “So it’s between the 32 and the 36 inch TV, right?”
Husband: “Yes, but I don’t understand the difference between them.”
The salesman replied “Well, they have the same specifications all the way down the line. One is just …bigger.”
Husband: “Who in the hell would pay almost $350 more for four more inches?”
The wife,who had been standing quietly,said, “I would!!!!!”

At a funeral of cardiologist,his coffin was heart shaped.A doctor startd laughin,people askd,why?
He said,’i'm jst thinkin abt my funeral,i’m a Gynaecologist !!

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
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Always KISS a school teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!

Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.