Height of Unemployment
Spider webs on the pussy of a Prostitute..
An Interview in Embassy
Consultant: “What Is Your Name?”
Man: “Varma, Sir”
… …
Consultant: “Sex?”
Man: “Six To Ten Times A Week”
Consultant: “No No, I Mean Male Or Female?”
Man: “Both, Male And Female And Sometimes Even Camels”
Consultant: “Holy Cow”
Man: “Yes, Cows And Dogs Too”
Consultant: “Man, Isnt It Hostile?”
Man: “Horse Style, Dog Style, Any Style”
Consultant: “Ohhh Dear”
Man: “Deer? Nop, They Run Too Fast“
1. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
2 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
3. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 999 channels every 5 minutes.
Male/Female Definitions:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car’s hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.